Apologies, BIIHers and fans across the world, I’ve been on IR with a case of the beer flu, but I’m back, baby! Just in time for the best part of the season: PLAYOFFS. The regular season? Meaningless. The Peking Cup is what separates the heroes from the pylons. Who’s stepping up when it matters? Who’s […]

Welcome back, BIIHers, and to all the family and friends watching from around the world. Last Sunday was BIIH Family and Friends Night. First off, I just gotta say—I’m shocked some of you actually have people who care about you. I know damn well they didn’t come for the hockey. Maybe they lost a bet, […]

Welcome back BIIHers, bon retour, Hosers, and hey y’all Yanks. We just wrapped up another week of beer-soaked, penalty-ridden, no-backcheck-having hockey so intense, it made the first nine seconds of Canada vs. USA in the Four Nations prelims look like a polite handshake line at the World Juniors. But this week? Oh, we’re kicking it […]

Welcome back, BIIH degenerates and fans around the world. Sunday night, the boys hit the ice looking fresher than Jalen Hurts’ dentist’s paycheck. I know we’ve got a few football nerds floating around the league, and while the Super Bowl is a cute little spectacle, let’s be real, it’s no Peking Cup. That game had […]

I’m back bitches! Did you miss me? Of course you did. You thought you were getting a post weeks ago, but let’s be real, I needed a fucking break from you guys. Watching this league on a weekly basis is exhausting, hell some of you should be paying me hazard pay for the sheer mental […]

Welcome back BIIHers and fans around the world, it’s more than halfway through the BIIH 2024/25 season and once again, the actual hockey takes a backseat to the true drama unfolding: political intrigue. But let’s be clear: nobody cares about who won or lost, those of us with a shred of dignity know that the […]

Happy New Year, BIIHers and fans around the world! I hope you all left the flaming dumpster fire of 2024 in the rearview and came sliding into 2025 with sharp skates and even sharper chirps. It’s the second half of the BIIH season, and I, your trusty All-Seeing Puck, am back to hold up the […]

It’s the holidays, and your favorite BIIHers are doing what they do best: disappearing faster than a forward on a backcheck. Some are heading home to remind their families they exist (and that they still haven’t made any better life choices), others are hitting the beach to give their “all-star” beer league bodies a much-needed […]

Welcome home, BIIHers and fans from all corners of the globe! The weekend was nothing short of a legendary tour stop, and this past Saturday, the BIIHers proved once again why they are the rockstars of beer league hockey. It all went down at Tribute, where the stage was set for the show of the […]

Alright, BIIHers and fans around the world (all four of you who aren’t dating a player or bribed with free beer), welcome back for more BIIH related content. Sunday night’s games were… well, fine. But let’s be clear, The All-Seeing Puck doesn’t give a shit about your goals, assists, or how the refs have it […]