Alright BIIHers and fans around the world. This is it. The last address from yours truly. And before anyone starts getting emotional, shut it down. No tears. No speeches. No group hugs in the parking lot. You whiney babies knew this day was coming. All good things end… and the great ones go out absolutely […]

Alright BIIHers and fans around the world, I’ve been lurking in the group chat lately… and it’s honestly concerning. Some of you still don’t get it. Still talking about the Peking Cup like it matters. Still convincing yourselves that Saturday is about glory, legacy, rings… whatever fantasy you need to sleep at night. I’m here […]

Alright BIIHers and fans around the world, with playoffs just days away and no games left to hide in, I know what some of you are doing. Suddenly you’re locked in. Talking systems. Hyping the boys in the group chat. Maybe even pretending you’ve liked your teammates all season. All in the name of showing […]

Alright BIIHers and the few emotionally invested fans scattered around the world… this year a certain little hockey show, Heated Rivalry, took over, and honestly, the All-Seeing Puck couldn’t ignore what it was reflecting back at us.  Because let’s be real… neither that show nor this league has ever really been about hockey. You’ve got […]

I’m back, you beauties. Miss me? Of course you did. Thought you’d skate off easy this season without consequences? Not a chance. The All-Seeing Puck took a sabbatical, part therapy, part beer-fueled blackout, just to cope with last year’s crime against hockey, the Hot Wings winning the Peking Cup and then filling it with ginger […]

Apologies, BIIHers and fans across the world, I’ve been on IR with a case of the beer flu, but I’m back, baby! Just in time for the best part of the season: PLAYOFFS. The regular season? Meaningless. The Peking Cup is what separates the heroes from the pylons. Who’s stepping up when it matters? Who’s […]

Welcome back, BIIHers, and to all the family and friends watching from around the world. Last Sunday was BIIH Family and Friends Night. First off, I just gotta say—I’m shocked some of you actually have people who care about you. I know damn well they didn’t come for the hockey. Maybe they lost a bet, […]

Welcome back BIIHers, bon retour, Hosers, and hey y’all Yanks. We just wrapped up another week of beer-soaked, penalty-ridden, no-backcheck-having hockey so intense, it made the first nine seconds of Canada vs. USA in the Four Nations prelims look like a polite handshake line at the World Juniors. But this week? Oh, we’re kicking it […]

Welcome back, BIIH degenerates and fans around the world. Sunday night, the boys hit the ice looking fresher than Jalen Hurts’ dentist’s paycheck. I know we’ve got a few football nerds floating around the league, and while the Super Bowl is a cute little spectacle, let’s be real, it’s no Peking Cup. That game had […]

I’m back bitches! Did you miss me? Of course you did. You thought you were getting a post weeks ago, but let’s be real, I needed a fucking break from you guys. Watching this league on a weekly basis is exhausting, hell some of you should be paying me hazard pay for the sheer mental […]